Humor: How the Signs
Tweet (19-May-09)
If I say
Twitter, do you think I'm giggling at you like a goofy schoolgirl—or do you
start talking in a bunch of birdie buzz words like tweet, tweeps, or twoosh? Your
tweet style from Aries to Pisces.
Humor: Your Sun Sign's Favorite Read
(06-Apr-14)
I got
together with my wiseacre alter ego, Auntie Joyce, and we envisioned the
favorite books of each zodiac sign. Feel free to disagree—or add to your sign's
fave—in the Comments.
Like Lucy in the Peanuts cartoon who
puts out her shingle asking 5 cents for Psychiatric Help, Auntie Joyce has
donned her Dr. Dreamwork hat. Dr. Auntie J. is offering you a deal you can’t
refuse at a price you can afford—free. Where else can you get her two-cents for
what it’s worth? Here are some of her best mental health advice column
comments. They come from around the zodiac, 12 diverse dreams and dreamers.
Today we’ll cover Aries through Virgo—tomorrow, Libra through Pisces.
Humor: Auntie Joyce
Does Dreamwork, Part 2 of 2
(23-Jul-13)
Libra Dream:
I join Match.com and go to my e-mail daily, excited about the prospect of a new
romance. After two weeks, there's not a single match. I wonder if I was too
superficial, asking for tall, dark and handsome.
Laughs
Any Time of the Year
Valentine’s Day (in a category all
its own)
Humor: Love's Many Aspects (12-Feb-11)
This
is the time of year we tend to be fixated on synastry. You're probably poking
around your beloved's chart right now, trying to figure out which of his or her
many aspects to your planets are favorable.
Spring
Humor: How the
Signs "Do" Spring (23-May-14)
There is comic relief to be found
between the sneezes of the pollen sensitive, whatever their Astro-orientation.
Here’s what I’ve observed on how the various zodiac signs "do"
spring.
Summer
How
the Signs “Do” Summer—in Pictures! (14-Jul-14)
Tickle your eyes with these photos
of the signs sunning themselves or otherwise behaving in their inimitable styles—under
full-tilt rays.
Autumn
Boo-ware of angry or cranky
zodiacal creatures this Halloween season! They may be dressed as your husband,
wife, lover, friend or children, but during this celebration of the dark side,
be watchful of what goes bump in the night—or maybe in broad daylight!
Scorpio for a
Day: A Little Halloween Humor (26-Oct-09)
What would happen if you threw a Halloween
Scorp-off, a party where every one of the signs comes dressed as his or her
version of Scorpio? Shore up your sides. This one’s a splitter!
Halloween
Treat Break! Costumes I’ve Had the Nerve to Wear (28-Oct-11) I’ve
been a Christmas tree (mixed holiday metaphors), The Purple People Eater
(apologies to Sheb Wooley), Gilda from the Planet Glitz and my heroine Auntie
Mame. How ‘bout you? What in someone’s astrology chart creates a passion for
costume? If you know, don’t keep a mask on it. After all, I included pictures,
embarrassing as they are.
Happy
Haunting from the Radical Virgo! (28-Oct-10)
Let’s get lore-id about the background of
Halloween and its adjacent holidays, including All Soul’s Day and the discovery
date of Chiron. Serious historical info delivered with tongue in cheek.
Winter
Humor: Gifts for
Every Chiron Sign (09-Dec-10)
Let's
face it. The holiday season can bring up old wounds like nobody's business,
especially when you combine high stress with relatives. How many family fights
have started at the holiday dinner table? Even when we vow to be on our best
behavior, unresolved injuries, irritations, and
family enmeshment can cause a person to go Scrooge without creative
intervention. Here’s my suggestion. Shop their Chiron signs!
Holiday Quotes for the Signs
(5-Dec-11)
Ho-ho-hilarious
from Aries to Pisces with a lot of wisdom and heart in-between.
Every
holiday carol is likely to be loved by some signs more than others. I asked my
alter ego, Auntie Joyce, to scratch her head and share her ideas and acerbic
wit on which holiday tunes go with which singers in the zodiac.
The Twelve Days of Solstice—and Other
Cracked Carols (10-Dec-13) A classic rewritten for
astrologers and astrology lovers, just in time for your Astro-group’s holiday
party … or just for your own amusement.
Zodi-Yuks: New Year’s Resolutions from Aries to
Pisces (26-Dec-10)
Don’t know if any one of our zodiac characters can keep these, but they’re
bound to keep you laughing.
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