Thursday, December 21, 2017

Holiday Quotes for the Signs - 2009 Reprised

© 2009 - 2017
by Joyce Mason
All Rights Reserved

These gems apply, regardless of reference, to Christmas, Chanukah, Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa—whatever you celebrate.

~ “Joyce Noël” from The Radical Virgo!

Aries: Don't celebrate a holiday before it arrives. ~ Author Unknown

Taurus: Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Berry

Gemini: Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet

Cancer: No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. ~ Erma Bombeck

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Leo: There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck

Virgo: If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. ~ Bertrand Russell

Libra: Love the giver more than the gift. ~ Brigham Young

Scorpio: Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas. ~ John Cleese, "Monty Python"
Bonus for All Signs: The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~ Jay Leno
Sagittarius: The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~ P.J. O’Rourke

Capricorn: When you like your work, every day’s a holiday. ~ Frank Tyger

Aquarius:  Peace on Earth--You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. ~ Malcolm X

Pisces: Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie

Photo credit:
AND I QUOTE © Zitramon |, decked out for the holidays by Joyce and her clip art.

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More Quotes for the Signs. Quotes for the Signs #1, Quotes #2, Quotes #3, and Quotes #4.


Pop Art Diva Enterprises said...

Well - your Capricorn quote was right on Rudolf's nose!

Joyce Mason said...

So you won't be surprised to know I thought of you when I read that quote? LOL!

Tony Vowles said...

hehe - these really made me smile Joyce - thanks for posting!

Joyce Mason said...

You're welcome, Tony! Thanks for stopping by to let me know the holiday quotes hit their mark. Hope they'll help you ho-ho-ho all through the season!

NR said...

Loved these! Thanks for sharing.

Joyce Mason said...

Thanks, NR! The Quotes for the Signs series has been popular. I was surprised when the idea struck me to do holiday quotes that I could find 12 good ones for this feature! It was worth the effort for the smiles. Happy Holidays!

Marilyn said...

What happened to dear Aquarius?

Joyce Mason said...

Oh, Marilyn--how hilarious! I missed Aquarius! I will add him/her in immediately! It must be my holidazed state. I forgot Cancer in one of my prior rounds of quotes, and I was grateful someone let me know--same now! So much for Virgo perfection, LOL!