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by Joyce Mason
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This is the time of year we tend to be fixated on synastry. You’re probably poking around your beloved’s chart right now, trying to figure out which of his or her many aspects to your planets are favorable. That way, you can “work them” and maybe get lucky on Valentine’s Day. Here’s what you might experience if those aspects between your charts were talking to each other like lovers. Doesn’t matter who owns which one; the pillow talk will be similar.
Venus conjunct Sun
“You are the sunshine of my life” (with apologies to Stevie Wonder).
Mercury opposite Mercury
I just don’t know how to tell you how I feel. Words get in the way.
Venus trine Venus
I can’t stop saying “I love you,” over and over and over and over and over and over ....
Mars square Mars
Let’s fight and have make-up sex.
Jupiter square Jupiter
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
Oy, what can we do?
You’re Christian; I’m Jewish.
Saturn square Jupiter
I want to lock hearts and swallow the key. (This is the last correspondence Jupiter opens from Saturn.)
Chiron conjunct Mars
I love you so much; it never stops hurting.
Uranus square Venus
I dig you the most.
Neptune conjunct Venus
Drunk on Us.
Pluto square Venus
I vant to bite your neck and leave marks.
Venus square Jupiter
I hate long-distance romances.
Neptune trine Venus
A rose is a rose is a rose—and is even better in colored glasses.
Happy Hearts Day from the Radical Virgo!
3 comments:
Joyce,
What a fabulous way to illustrate the aspects in synastry charting. I'm so glad I discovered your blog.
Such an original and wonderful post! Happy Valentine's Day!
Angela and Anne (the A's have it today!), so glad you enjoyed this playful post. I love to teach through fun. There is a lot of truth placed in-between the laughs! :)
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