The Radical Virgo: Humor: How the Signs "Do" Spring

Friday, May 23, 2014

Humor: How the Signs "Do" Spring

Aries Springs into Ram Time

We’re steeped in the last leg of spring in the Northern hemisphere. Memorial Day weekend reminds us that summer is around the corner. With all the weather patterns interrupted by climate change, this spring has just not been itself for some of us. For instance, in Sacramento in Northern California where I live, we nearly skipped spring and went straight into summer. Yet there is comic relief to be found between the sneezes of the pollen sensitive, whatever their Astro-orientation. Here’s what I’ve observed on how the various zodiac signs "do" spring.

Aries: Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead. MY season! MINE!

Taurus: (Drunk on perfume) So many flowers to stop and smell.

Gemini: Birthday time! Can’t talk now. Gotta call everyone I know for the party. Wait. I’ve got e-mail.

Cancer: Soon the children will be home for summer vacation, out of the clutches of those teachers. My face hurts from smiling. Better bake ahead and freeze the cookies before it gets too hot and my kitchen’s what’s baking.

Leo: It’s almost SUNmer!

Virgo: My allergies have laid me so low, I can barely function. And what about wearing/using all those white handkerchiefs and tissues before Memorial Day?

Libra: Please move over, Aries. Since it’s the time of year “a young man’s fancy turns to love,” spring is my season, too.

Scorpio: (Wearing sunglasses) Too damn light and it gets worse till autumn. Talk to me then.

Sagittarius: Time to travel when the weather’s decent and before we get to high season and it costs more! I can go more places on my dollar.

Capricorn: Too close to the end of the fiscal year. My nose is shorter from the grindstone and trying to balance the books.

Aquarius: Winter’s over, people are coming out to do things like party and protest. Let’s get crazy!

Pisces: It is forever spring in bliss—or whatever season you choose to create. Ommmm.

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To learn the characteristics of a Radical Virgo, read Joyce Mason’s article, “The Radical Virgo.” In a nutshell, these Virgos are not the old fussbudget stereotype—no Felix Ungers or Adrian Monks here. Radical Virgos have the potential to change the world through their ability to develop and discover their unique pattern, becoming true human beings—not “human doings.” Radical Virgos give service in a whole new way by contributing to their community and world what they were designed to give. When we each do that, we have made heaven on earth. It’s like having all the cogs in the great wheel of creation turning like they were just oiled!

You don't even have to be a Sun Virgo to have the characteristics of a Radical Virgo, though any planets in the V-sign help. You don’t join this club. You recognize that you already belong.

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Joyce Mason has Sun in the last degree of Virgo, three planets in Libra, Taurus Rising and a Capricorn Moon. She's a "PUNC," or a person with a prominence of the outer planets Pluto, Uranus, Neptune--add bridging and healing Chiron. (See her Outerplanetary People series for more on PUNCs.) Joyce is often mistaken for an Aquarius/ Sagittarius blend. Even if you don’t speak astrology, that makes sense on some symbolic level because they both end in “ius.” She believes that I and Us are one in the same—and celebrates the human spirit in which we’re all joined.

First and foremost a writer, Joyce was a consulting astrologer, tarot reader, dreamworker, and flower essence practitioner for 25 years. Her astrological specialties are the sign of Virgo and the centaur planet, Chiron. She writes on these and many other topics. Read her complete bio and astrology articles on her Writer Joyce Mason website.

The name The Radical Virgo comes from an article Joyce wrote in The Mountain Astrologer many years ago. It also evolved into a personal nickname.

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Humor: How the Signs "Do" Spring

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