Monday, May 3, 2010

Auntie Joyce’s Astro-Aphorisms #3

© 2010 by Joyce Mason
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Originals by Auntie Joyce, except as noted.

Aries: “The quicker the faster.” ~ Sr. Stella, slap happy 1950s nun and knuckle rapper. Speciality? The Ruler. (And Auntie Joyce does not mean “chart ruler.”)

Taurus: Too many cookies spoil the broth.

Gemini: Put up! I can’t shut up.

Cancer: Necessity is a mother.

Leo: The cure for the common old.

Virgo: Out of right, out of mind.

Cultural Dictionary

aphorism [(af-uh-riz-uhm)]

A concise and often witty statement of wisdom or opinion, such as “Children should be seen and not heard,” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

Libra: “Be careful or they’ll find you in attempt of court.” ~ Mary Mason, my malaproppin’ mama

Scorpio: The expression is birds of a feather flock together.

Sagittarius: Don't exSaggerate.

Capricorn: Boss is another name for the Goat-to person.

Aquarius: There’s no place like Om.

Pisces: Give a man a fish and he eats for one night. Tell a man he’s a Fish and he drinks like one for life.


Photo Credit: FUNNY NUN © Creatista

Want more Auntie's Aphorisms?  Read #1 and  #2.


Sandra Mosley said...

Oh Joyce, you always bring a smile to my face. These were especially funny. Wish you had a function to email your readers when posts are added. I really could have used the laugh last week.

Joyce Mason said...

Sandra, I was updating this post, and even though I know you're aware of it, I want any others reading it to note: We do now have a box in the sidebar where you can sign up to get The Radical Virgo by e-mail every time a new post comes out. Auntie's about to do a very special post on Mercury signs, so don't miss it! :)