Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Humor: Quotes for the Astrological Signs

© 2009 by Joyce Mason

Aries: If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Taurus: A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. – Jane Austen

Gemini: People change and forget to tell each other. - Lillian Hellman

Cancer: All women become like their mothers. That’s their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde

Leo: The ego is not master in its own house. – Sigmund Freud

Virgo: Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P.J. O’Rourke

Libra: Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Scorpio: Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

Sagittarius: Laughter is an instant vacation. - Anonymous

Capricorn: Accountability, noun. The mother of caution. – Ambrose Bierce

Aquarius: S/he doesn’t just hear a different drummer; s/he hears another orchestra. – My husband, Tim

Pisces: The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink. – Henry Rollins


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Susannah said...

Love - "S/he doesn’t just hear a different drummer; s/he hears another orchestra" - tell Tim that is a great quote! :-)

Joyce Mason said...

That got a big smile out of him, Susannah!

Eileen Williams said...

Great list! As the Capricorn with accountability, I'm smiling with recognition!

Joyce Mason said...

My Capricorn Moon is right with you, Eileen!