© 2010 by Joyce Mason
I channeled these original aphorisms for you! Unless otherwise noted, they are original quotes by yours truly. Please be sure to credit me, if you share them. That means miming quote marks by crooking two fingers on each side of your mouth before saying.
Speaking of saying, I say if you can’t have wisdom, have fun!
Aries: Dive in head second. Use first.
Taurus: Find the sense in sensuality.
Gemini: If at first you don’t succeed, change personalities.
Cancer: Look before you weep.
Leo: It’s nice to be king, but you'll get crowned.
Virgo: You, de-serve more.
Cultural DictionaryLibra: “It takes two to tangle.” ~ Mary Mason, my mom (a Libra)
A concise and often witty statement of wisdom or opinion, such as “Children should be seen and not heard,” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”
Scorpio: Just once in awhile, pass-shun.
Sagittarius: Only God and Google know it all.
Capricorn: Let Goat and let got.
Aquarius: Spare the lightning rod and spoil the riled.
Pisces: Pack a first aid kit in case of mergency.
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