Sunday, October 14, 2012

Signs of Halloween: Quotes and Warnings Around the Zodiac




© 2012 by Joyce Mason
All Rights Reserved




Boo-ware of angry or cranky zodiacal creatures this Halloween season! They may be dressed as your husband, wife, lover, friend or children, but during this celebration of the dark side, be watchful of what goes bump in the night—or maybe in broad daylight!

ARIES: “I like sharp knives.” ~ Aries overheard

TAURUS: Beware of little old ladies with tea and sympathy—or an ex bearing chocolates.
~ Anonymous


GEMINI: The tongue is like a sharp knife. It kills without drawing blood. ~ Buddha

CANCER: You love me so much; you want to put me in your pocket. And I should die there smothered. ~ DH Lawrence

LEO: "Bow or die!" ~ Still ringing in the ears of Leo's ex-spouse

VIRGO: Remember Virgo’s shared fondness with Tony Soprano and “family” for using bleach. ~ The Radical Virgo

LIBRA:  Kills with kindness. ~ Folk phrase invented to describe angry Libra

SCORPIO: “Stinger?” ~ Seductive Scorp, offering cocktail

SAGITTARIUS: Beware of arrowing experiences. ~ Auntie Joyce

CAPRICORN: Don’t assume the handcuffs are for play. ~ Narrowly escaped former love interest

AQUARIUS:  I’m wired for shock. Are you?” ~ Water Bearer carrying two buckets


PISCES: Name your poison. ~ Common way to ask what kind of drink you want (hehehehehe)

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Photo Credit: © Gennadiy Poznyakov - Fotolia.com



For more Radical repartée about All Hallow’s Eve, read or reread these past posts:
Scorpio for a Day   ~ A little Halloween humor, OK, maybe a lot. See how each of the 12 signs would  dress up as Scorpio for Halloween.
Happy Haunting from The Radical Virgo ~ Some lore about the season of guts 'n' gore.
Halloween Treat Break! ~ Costumes I've had the nerve to wear with embarrassing photo illustrations. What other holiday can you do things like this without getting locked up?


Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Venus and the Art of Gifts




© 2012 by Joyce Mason
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When the Sun is in Libra, our thoughts turn to love and relationships. I’m glad I get a little dose of Libran friendship—and sunshine—any time of year. Here’s what I mean:

The other morning, I reached up and grabbed one of my favorite coffee mugs. It has a big, bright sunflower on it and it holds enough wake-up juice for a real caffiend. (Guilty.) I’m a slow starter in the morning without a stimulant jumpstart. The mug was a gift from my dear friend, Dana.

Over 31 years of friendship, Dana has given me many gifts from small to large, some of them breathtaking in the generosity they reflect. However, it’s this inexpensive but cheery mug that probably brings me the most joy of all of them. It reminds me not only of the Sun outside, which I work too hard to see often enough, but also my astrological Sun in the 5th house of creativity. I live and breathe to be creative. How well she knows me. Every morning it isn’t in the dishwasher, that mug wakes us both up—my creativity and me. (“We be mates,” to quote Crocodile Dundee.) My sunflower mug warms my heart with rays of friendship. What a fabulous way to start the day.

What’s so great about this mug is how well my friend gets my essence and reflects it back to me in her choice of gifts. She knows what cheers me up and on. Just using her coffee mug reminds me of her support ongoing.

We’re rounding the corner of the time of year when we start to think about what to get our loved ones for Christmas, Chanukah, Winter Solstice—or whatever winter holidays you celebrate. I started out talking about what people give me, but I’m told my own talent for giving gifts is A+. How can astrology help turn you into a gift-giving genius? Giving gifts engages our Venus. This being Venus’s time of year, what a perfect time to wake up your love planet before you have to take her to the mall—or out on a Google gift search.

Venusian Qualities – Their Gift for Gifts

Venus as a planet is about our one-on-one connections with others, so the art of gift giving has to do with observing those we care for and making mental and physical notes of their needs. If it doesn’t come second nature to you—and it doesn’t for everyone—here’s a trip around the Venus signs with tips on how to polish yours to gift-giving perfection. Apply the suggestions, with minor modifications, to relationships of all kinds.


Don’t know or forgot your Venus sign? Go to this link on astro.com to generate your free natal astrology chart.


Venus in Aries. You’re passionate and showy in love and probably the spontaneous gesture is easier for you than the planned Christmas or Chanukah present. Ideas: Start with the loved one whose affection matters most to you. For a week or more, focus on the things he or she casually mentions or admires. “Wow, look at that great gray sweater she’s wearing. I’d love to have one like that.” Look at what she looks at while window shopping. Notice his comments on certain TV commercials. “The new iPhone looks fantastic.” Take notes, and set a reminder in your computer now to review and buy from your ongoing list you’ve been making. (Works for birthdays, too.) Use the Aries quality of getting there first to shop as early as possible and snag bargains. By Halloween, you need to be on it! The skills you develop in this practice are likely to make you lucky in love! With Venus in a Mars-ruled sign, I know you won’t mind if the results are a frisky recipient.

Venus in Taurus. You probably enjoy receiving gifts as much as giving them. Still, sitting in the lap of luxury is no fun alone! As long as your beloved is even a dash as sensuous as you are, aim your gift cards toward tactile pleasures you can enjoy together like couple’s massage or a special dinner at a gourmet restaurant. (There’s always Stone Cold Creamery or Baskin and Robbins cards for stocking stuffers. Or See’s candy.) Along with Venus in Libra, Venus is in one of its own signs in Taurus. Thinking of others is easy for you, especially if there’s mutual enjoyment involved. Notice what rings your bells together, and make note. Does she gasp when you’re together at an art gallery? Does he love movies so much; “first run” in his case refers more to how fast he sprints to get to the latest release? Buy that painting or theatre gift card.) The best part? You’ll be giving yourself a gift, too.

Venus in Gemini.  You like your gismos and gadgets. So many things catch your eye—so many interests. The issue is to capture them in the notes section of your smartphone or on your digital recorder. Set a reminder to start observing your beloved’s “wants mentions” starting this month. Make it recur once a week so you don’t get side-tracked. Make a “drop dead date” to go shopping, whether in a store or on your keyboard. The drill is the same for every sign—observe, record, and shop from the list. Some signs have a little more trouble with focus and follow-through. That (ahem) might be you. Since there’s a little trickster in every Gem, try involving them in one of those circulating notes on Facebook. Make it up, for example, 10 Things I’d Most Love to Have and What They Say about Me. These exercises to get to know our FB friends better are routine. They’ll never suspect your fishing for gift ideas till they unwrap something on their list.

Venus in Cancer.  Since you love the home version of just about anything, fix a special dinner for your honey and just happen to mention your concern about what to get for several people this holiday season. Get his or her ideas. People often think in terms of what they’d like themselves, so take mental notes to write on a recipe card when your unsuspecting loved one leaves the room. (Everyone has to go to the bathroom sometime.) Mention the wonderful gift catalogs you’ve gotten lately. Ask your beloved to take a look at some of them after dinner. It’ll be fun to each look at different ones and share your favorite finds over coffee and a platter of still warm chocolate chip cookies. Now, as your guy or gal hits those pictured pages, make note of any comments, especially enthusiastic responses like I just love this! He or she won’t know what hit, and being the innate nurturer you are, you’ll have discovered several fabulous ideas that will come as a big surprise when fulfilled a couple months later. The love of your life will have long forgotten the night of catalog and cookies—well, maybe not the cookies.

Venus in Leo. The king or queen of showy gestures, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find something that will make your loved one gasp at your generosity or creative genius—preferably both. You sometimes have trouble putting down your mirror long enough to look at someone else, but I’m telling you—same as Aries—this will pay off!  One caution: You need to gauge your tendency toward big gestures to the individuals in question. If they’re on the shy side and you’re the one who plays the social one between you, don’t send a singing Santa to their office. What will mean the most is that you focused on their needs by taking the time to observe their wants and what delights them. Since you are a kid at heart, you’ll have more fun if you can bring their inner child out to play with you. (Everyone has one. Everyone needs to express it, usually more than they do.) Show them how lucky they are to have a pro Big Kid in their lives. You can buy gift cards for Disneyland at the grocery store, and since you know how to play, think up a perfect weekend road trip that’s chock full of amusement parks, carnivals, food festivals, etc. And since you love the Sun, a shared gift trip somewhere sunny will recharge you and leave you less concerned about the charge on your credit card.

Venus in Virgo.  I don’t have to tell you about keeping lists. I do have to remind you that you have to give up from the get-go the idea that there is one perfect present. You’ll have plenty of holidays for gifting those you love. Aim for the possible—something they’d really enjoy—not the illusive ideal. Take a tip from a Virgo Sun about organization. I make a file with the list of all my gift recipients. It has columns with their name, gift ideas, places I’d buy them and a place to check off—done! I put a shortcut on my desktop in fall, and I add ideas to it as the weeks inch toward December. In a good year, I’ve got all my shopping done by Thanksgiving so I can relax and enjoy the festivities, rather than having shopping still hanging over my head. The great part is that I have a record of what I gave people in years past so I don’t duplicate. I can just copy last year’s file, delete the content and rename it Christmas List 2012.  I trust this tip will keep you from making yourself sick with worry about getting just the right thing!

Observe, record and buy from your list are the words that make their dreams come true, regardless of your Venus sign or theirs.