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Originals by Auntie Joyce, except as noted.
Aries: “The quicker the faster.” ~ Sr. Stella, slap happy 1950s nun and knuckle rapper. Speciality? The Ruler. (And Auntie Joyce does not mean “chart ruler.”)
Taurus: Too many cookies spoil the broth.
Gemini: Put up! I can’t shut up.
Cancer: Necessity is a mother.
Leo: The cure for the common old.
Virgo: Out of right, out of mind.
A concise and often witty statement of wisdom or opinion, such as “Children should be seen and not heard,” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”
Libra: “Be careful or they’ll find you in attempt of court.” ~ Mary Mason, my malaproppin’ mama
Scorpio: The expression is birds of a feather flock together.
Sagittarius: Don't exSaggerate.
Capricorn: Boss is another name for the Goat-to person.
Aquarius: There’s no place like Om.
Pisces: Give a man a fish and he eats for one night. Tell a man he’s a Fish and he drinks like one for life.
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