© 2010 by Joyce Mason
Dear Radical Readers,
I wrote the first astro-aphorisms under the hair dryer at the beauty salon. I wasn’t sure I had another round in me. To find out, I replicated the conditions of the original experiment—opened up a few bottles of nail polish and hair color to scent the air with chemical thought provokers. Back home, it was hard to type with a hand-held dryer in one hand (it almost melted my earrings), but here are the results. I hope at least one of these gets a giggle out of you. It’ll be a home run if you laugh your aphorism off!
Your own Missed Manners,
Aries: Easier done than said.
Taurus: Here today, here tomorrow.
Gemini: East is East, and West is West, and never the twin shall meet.
Cancer: Always cut the cords.
Leo: There’s nothing but you under the Sun.
Virgo: Words worth a thousand pictures …
A concise and often witty statement of wisdom or opinion, such as “Children should be seen and not heard,” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”
Libra: Flattery will get you everywhere.
Scorpio: Possession is 10/10ths of the law.
Sagittarius: When in Rome, do the Romans.
Capricorn: You pay for what you get.
Aquarius: Beware of geeks bearing gifts.
Pisces: Deceiving can be an appearance.
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