by Joyce Mason
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These gems apply, regardless of reference, to Christmas, Chanukah, Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa—whatever you celebrate.
~ “Joyce Noël” from The Radical Virgo!
Aries: Don't celebrate a holiday before it arrives. ~ Author Unknown
Taurus: Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Berry
Gemini: Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet
Cancer: No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. ~ Erma Bombeck
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Leo: There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck
Virgo: If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important. ~ Bertrand Russell
Libra: Love the giver more than the gift. ~ Brigham Young
Scorpio: Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas. ~ John Cleese, "Monty Python"
Bonus for All Signs: The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~ Jay LenoSagittarius: The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~ P.J. O’Rourke
Capricorn: When you like your work, every day’s a holiday. ~ Frank Tyger
Aquarius: Peace on Earth--You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. ~ Malcolm X
Pisces: Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie
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